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The 30 Minute B. J. is a weekly Podcast hosted by Brent Owen, Jim Schildknecht (hence the B. J.), and their "Permanent Special Guest" Puckett. In each cast these old friends, armed with plenty of beer (and the occasional invited guest), will hilariously, vehemently, and drunkenly debate music, movies, books, T.V. shows, and pretty much any other form of Pop Culture smear to which they feel compelled. Now here is a little background on the hosts...
Jim is a Russian Argonaut who fought at the Battle of Troy in 1912. After defending the Persian armada he moved to Utah where he took on his first 3 wives and fathered the first of 28 children. As the head of, now, 6 households he began writing for the Pucknation where he is now a contributing columnist/massage therapist. While it's not a high paying nor prestigious gig it does support him, his 6 wives, and 28 children adequately. It's a modest living but he somehow makes it work like a mid-depression sharecropper.
Brent is a Canadian cosmonaut who took his first voyage into sub-orbit in 1899, at the age of 4. After injuring his ignition finger in a freak basket-weaving accident he was forced to retire from the space program at 6. He then returned to his homeland of South Dakota and began a lucrative career as a sheep herder with his good friend Ennis Del Mar. After losing his flock in the mountains near Salt Lake City he read one of Jim's stories in the Pucknation and sought out this kindred spirit. They have now joined forces and are offering up to anyone who is willing to accept a...30 Minute B. J.
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Episode 23: Deep Throating Hot Dogs
Approx. Running Time: 89 minutes…
Jim’s bachelor party, upcoming concerts, Paul Rudd and Nobody Loves Raymond, Perez Hilton, Gene Simmons’ Titty Fucking Tongue (there’s nothing gay about creative masturbation), How I Met Your Mother, Gavin and Gwen, Godzilla and Jimmy Page
Top 5 Musical Crimes
Brent’s List
Britney Spears’ cover of “Satisfaction”
Classic Rock Stars as Fashion Icons
Jimmy Page and Puff Daddy “Come to Me”
Hillary Duff’s cover of “My Generation”
Rob Thomas performing “Voodoo Chile (slight return)” with Robert Randolph
Jim’s List
Madonna’s cover of “American Pie”
Liz Phair’s self titled album
Insane Clown Posse – Joker Cards concept
Jefferson Airplane/Jefferson Starship/Starship
Courtney Love killing Kurt Cobain
Puckett’s List
“All of This” collaboration between Robert Smith and Blink-182
The Musical Episode of Scrubs
Limp Bizkit’s cover of “Behind Blue Eyes”
The Toasters’ cover of “Secret Agent Man”
Britney Spears’ cover of “Satisfaction”
*The Fall Out Boy comic book.
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Episode 22: Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog
Approx. Running Time: 85 minutes…
Re-enactment of Fleetwood Crow, Concerts and shows, Terry, what makes a bad sitcom, Jim’s a drunkard, Shooting guns in the air, Abortion jokes, and far too long a discussion about comedy troupes and their routines.
Top Stand-Up Comedians/Comedy Troupes
Brent’s List
Dane Cook
Nick Swardson
Ralphie May
Mitch Hedberg
Dave Chappelle
Jim’s List
Zach Galafanakis
Louis C.K.
Patton Oswalt
Eddie Izzard
Bill Hicks
Puckett’s List
The Whitest Kids U’Know
Human Giant
David Cross
Christopher Titus
Henry Rollins
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Episode 21: Send Us Naked Pictures of you Eating Fast Food
Approx. Running Time: 68 minutes…
Re-enactment of DMX’s XXL Magazine, Fast Food Menues, Stars, Gutter Twins, Tom Waits, Jon Spencer, Indie/Southern Rock, etc.
Brent’s List
Cick Fil-A – Waffle Fries
White Castle – Chicken Ring Sandwich
Rally’s – Seasoned Fries
McDonald’s – Hash Brown
Wendy’s – Spicy Chicken
Jim’s List
Rally’s - Double Cheese, Double Cheese Burger w/ Pepper Jack Cheese
Taco Bell – Double Decker Taco Supreme.
Burger King – Whopper
McDonald’s – Chicken McNugget
McDonald’s - McGrittle
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Episode 20: Marvin Cobain’s Call
Approx. Running Time: 81 minutes…
!!!OUR 20th EPISODE!!!
Tonight we discuss No Doubt, Chad Krueger (endlessly), Amandalyn Ferri, and much, much more.
Brent’s List
Flagpole Sitta – Harvey Danger
Serve the Servants - Nirvana
Hard to Handle – Black Crowes
A Long December – Counting Crows
‘Til I Hear It From You – Gin Blossoms
Puckett’s List
My Name is Prince – Prince
Song 2 - Blur
Here In Your Bedroom – Goldfinger
Sell Out – Reel Big Fish
Flagpole Sitta – Harvey Danger
Jim’s List
Under the Bridge – Red Hot Chili Peppers
Losing My Religion – R.E.M.
Cut Your Hair – Pavement
Voodoo Lady – Ween
Paranoid Android - Radiohead
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Episode 19: Shitty Band Names and Books
Approx. Running Time: 83 minutes…
Our “Thinking Man’s” B.J.
This is a Puckett-less B.J.
Tonight we discuss band names and certain artists’ tendencies to over-think or perhaps under-think their band name. Then we have a discussion about our favorite works of literature – including: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Lamb, The Comedy Writer, How to Talk Dirty and Influence People, and Chuck Klosterman.
Brent’s List:
Chumbawumba
Butt Trumpet
Flying Burrito Brothers
Meat Beat Manifesto
Mott the Hoople
Jim’s List:
Dave Matthews Band
Lez Zeppelin and AC/Dshe
Devil Wears Prada
Umphrey’s McGee
Sum 41
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Episode 18: Little Gold Weiner
Approx. Running Time: 95 minutes…
!!!OUR ACADEMY AWARDS EXTRAVAGANZA!!!
With permanent special guest Puckett
And Featuring Anne
Tonight for the longest 30 Minute B.J. in history – the Top 5 lists get abandoned early on in the course of heated debate. We discuss the films that were nominated, the ones that won, the ones that should have won, and the ones that should have been nominated. We also discuss the summer blockbuster schedule.
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Episode 17: Ummm…Brent?
Approx. Running Time: 47 minutes…
Tonight the boys ramble on about The Bee Girl, Homosexual Eroticism, Robbie Williams, The crappiness of bands that clean up their mouths, Explicit Lyrics, Album art edits, The ending of the writer’s strike, television shows left in the wake, Al Roker and Pacino, David Arquette.
Top 5 Album Covers
Puckett’s List
Set Your Goals – “Mutiny”
The Royal Tees – “Freakshow Alley”
Ween – “Chocolate & Cheese”
Ataris – End is Forever
Various Artists – “Punk Goes Crunk”
Jim’s List
The Strokes – “Is This It?”
Ween – “The Mollusk”
Ally – “Action”
The Pixies – “Doolittle”
Tool - “Lateralus”
Brent’s List
Jane’s Addiction - “Ritual de lo Habitual” (2nd cover)
Nirvana – “Nevermind”
Pink Floyd – “Wish You Were Here”
The Who – “Who’s Next”
Tool - “AEnima”
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Episode 16: Happy VD
!!!OUR VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL!!!
(Officially Puckett approved as the Greatest Episode EVER!!!)
Approx. Running Time: 54 minutes…
With Permanent Special Guest: Puckett!
And a Very Special Appearance by: Liz
This week we discuss Valentine’s Day vs. Steak and blow job day, Puckett’s ring, Roadkill Keane, our crunkness, “Addicted to Love”, Jailhouse Rock (Jim’s gay assertions), Kungfu Grip, Pacing oneself with Slow Jamz, Douche Bag Rapists.
Top 5 Songs About Sex
Brent W. Owen’s List
”Closer” – Nine Inch Nails
”Lay Lady Lay” – Bob Dylan
”Stray Cat Blues” – Rolling Stones
”Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow” – Carole King
”Fuck Her Gently” – Tenacious D
Jim W. Schildknecht’s List
”Fists of Love” – Big Black
”Packs of Three” – Mendoza Line
”Slave 4 U” – Britney Spears
”No Pussy Blues” – Grinderman
”Laid” - James
B**** W. Puckett’s List
”Hey” – The Movielife
”Closer” – Nine Inch Nails
”Nightmare of You” – Thumbelina
”Wild Thing” – Tone Loc
”Caress Me Down” – Sublime
Liz’s Contributions
”Crazy Bitch” – Buckcherry
”Cherry Pie” – Warrant
”Funky Cold Medina” - Tone Loc
”My Big 10 Inch” – Aerosmith
”Here In Your Bedroom” – Goldfinger
”Finish What You Started” - Van Halen
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Approx. Running Time: 68 minutes…
Discuss: Michael Jackson’s Bad, GNR and Fallout Boy’s self indulgence, Pete Weintz’s unparalleled douchebaggery, ICP, Paris Hilton B.J.’s
Top 5 Worst Music Videos Ever
Brent’s List
Bush – Greedy Fly
Chris Isaak – Wicked Game
Guns N’ Roses – Estranged
Soundgarden – Black Hole Sun
The Rembrandts – I’ll Be There For You
Puckett’s List
The Ataris – Teenage Riot
Anti-freeze - Ordinary
R.E.M. – It’s the End of the World as we Know It (I feel fine)
Fall Out Boys – A Little Less Sixteen Candles and A little More touch Me
Green Day – Wake Me Up When September Ends
Jim’s List
30 Seconds to Mars – From Yesterday
Phish – Down with Disease
The Pixies – Velouria
Notorious B.I.G. – Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems
Green Day – Wake Me Up When September Ends
