April 2008
4 posts
Episode 23: Deep Throating Hot Dogs
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Approx. Running Time: 89 minutes…
Jim’s bachelor party, upcoming concerts, Paul Rudd and Nobody Loves Raymond, Perez Hilton, Gene Simmons’ Titty Fucking Tongue (there’s nothing gay about...
Episode 22: Bob Loblaw's Law Blog
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Approx. Running Time: 85 minutes…
Re-enactment of Fleetwood Crow, Concerts and shows, Terry, what makes a bad sitcom, Jim’s a drunkard, Shooting guns in the air, Abortion jokes, and far too...
Episode 21: Send Us Naked Pictures of you Eating...
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Approx. Running Time: 68 minutes…
Re-enactment of DMX’s XXL Magazine, Fast Food Menues, Stars, Gutter Twins, Tom Waits, Jon...
Episode 20: Marvin Cobain's Call
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Approx. Running Time: 81 minutes…
!!!OUR 20th EPISODE!!!
Tonight we discuss No Doubt, Chad Krueger (endlessly), Amandalyn Ferri, and much, much more.
Brent’s List
Flagpole Sitta – Harvey...
March 2008
2 posts
Episode 19: Shitty Band Names and Books
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Approx. Running Time: 83 minutes…
Our “Thinking Man’s” B.J.
This is a Puckett-less B.J.
Tonight we discuss band names and certain artists’...
Episode: 18 Little Gold Weiner
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Approx. Running Time: 95 minutes…
!!!OUR ACADEMY AWARDS EXTRAVAGANZA!!!
With permanent special guest Puckett
And Featuring Anne
Tonight for the longest 30 Minute B.J. in history – the Top 5...
February 2008
5 posts
Episode 17: Ummm...Brent?
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Approx. Running Time: 47 minutes…
Tonight the boys ramble on about The Bee Girl, Homosexual Eroticism, Robbie Williams, The crappiness of bands that clean up their mouths, Explicit Lyrics, Album art...
Episode 16: Happy VD!
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!!!OUR VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL!!!
(Officially Puckett approved as the Greatest Episode EVER!!!)
Approx. Running Time: 54 minutes…
With Permanent Special Guest: Puckett!
And a Very Special Appearance by:...
Episode 15: Wake Me Up When This Abortion Ends
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Approx. Running Time: 68 minutes…
Discuss: Michael Jackson’s Bad, GNR and Fallout Boy’s self indulgence, Pete Weintz’s unparalleled douchebaggery, ICP, Paris Hilton B.J.’s
Top 5 Worst Music Videos Ever
Brent’s List
Bush – Greedy Fly
Chris Isaak – Wicked Game
Guns N’ Roses – Estranged
Soundgarden – Black Hole Sun
The Rembrandts – I’ll Be There For You
Puckett’s List
The Ataris –...
Episode 14: The Puckett List
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Approx. Running Time: 47 minutes…
Tonight we discuss Puckett’s inability to arrive at the studio for recording purposes and we read his e-mail that contained his list and the explanations for each...
January 2008
3 posts
Episode 13: Happy Birfday A$$hole
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Recorded live at Jim’s 27th Birthday Party
With Permanent special guest: Puckett
…And a smattering of other surprise appearances
Approx. Running Time: 41 minutes…
Tonight we discuss The...
Episode 12: Fuckin' Around
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With Permanent special guests: Puckett
Approx. Running Time: 61 minutes…
Tonight we discuss Dicks in boxes, Travis Barker is a Douchebag, Pornography and Punk, New Age Pornography, The Notebook, Why...
Episode 11: Puckett Loses a Dollar
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With special guests: Engineer Matt-tastic and Puckett
Approx. Running Time: 51 minutes…
Tonight we discuss Britney Spears being a song writing virtuoso, Nickelback fixations, Jim and Matt’s...
December 2007
9 posts
Everybody's Free (to wear sunscreen)
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power...
Episode 10 Has Landed!!!
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Episode 10: Matt Wants to be a Rawkstar
With special guest: Engineer Matt-tastic
Also featuring, an Interview and Live Performance from Memphis singer/songwriter/pianist Craig Schuster.
Approx. Running Time: 78 minutes…
...
A word from Jim
Hey there peoples. I thought I would post on here just because I am bored.
I just wanted to tell everyone that sends pointless forwards about businesses you should boycott or sad stories of mutilated children at Walmart that need our money, that I think you shouldn’t be allowed to use the internet. And you should maybe die.
That’s all I got, really.
I think I’ll...
“But he is the penis contest equivalent of a crusty troll on the outer edges of...”
– Jakob Lodwick to an angry reader.
New Episode: The In Word
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Once again featuring our permanent special guest: Puckett!!!
Approx. Running Time: 72 minutes…
WARNING: This episode contains blunt and explicit language in conversation about a controversial hot-button issue. We in no way...
Brent: I have purged you from the essence that is my life because you have chosen my sister over me [on my birthday weekend, no less].
Kelly: No you haven't. If only because I laugh at "Brent-isms" like [when you compared (redacted) to] "a retarded burn victim."
Brent: That's funny, I don't care who you are...unless you're retarded or burned that is!
Kelly: You just cracked me and your sister up.
Episode 8 Is Here
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And feel free to visit Pucknation Dot Com. Episode 8: Dumb Mix Tape
Once again featuring our permanent special guest: Puckett!!!
Approx. Running Time: 37 minutes…
Tonight the boys challenge themselves to try and keep as close to 30 minutes as possible…they did alright.
Top...
November 2007
20 posts
Thursday...
As with most Thursdays we will be recording Episode 9 tonight (Episode 8 is recorded it just hasn’t been posted yet…we’re a little ahead). I’m told to be ready for “Publicity Shots” to be taken tonight - I thought they were portraits…apparently they are distinctly different.
We are not pretty people (as you can see above) so I’m not sure if...
Thank You!
According to The Pucknation Dot Com, yesterday (their first day of posting episode 7) we got 25,000 hits. Gracias!!!
A Brand New Podcast
Episode 7: No Writers, No Title
As always with our permanent special guest Puckett!
This week the guys discuss in depth the ongoing writer’s strike and throw unwavering support behind their own writing staff.
Top 5 List of Most Desired DVD Box Set
(real or imagined)
Jim’s List
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
The Head
John From Cincinnati
Counts of the Netherworld
Doug
...
“The reason why I have [said fuck] multiple times in my movies is because it...”
– Martin Scorcese
“He doesn’t remember the vacation but he sure remembers the...”
– Brent
Man, I must have been drunk, because I don’t remember that vacation at all.
-puckett!
Vacation Pictures...
As some of you may know, we at the 30 Minute B.J. went on vacation recently. We were hanging out in the Caribbean just unwinding with a couple of close friends (because you have no idea how stressful the world of Pucknation and internet Podcasts can be). Anyway we thought we would share some of our vacation pictures here so you can see how relaxed we really were.
I Might Still Be Blowing Higher Than .08!
Last night was LONG. The bar we were at was selling Bacardi and Coke by the pitcher, giving out free shots of Knob Creek, and playing Beer Pong. We were given 3 packs of cigarettes for free, while women’s breasts and men’s penises (unfortunately) were on display. I think I’m getting old when these nights become so few and far between that I become as equally surprised by these...
“He’s not your father or brother so he’s not allowed to abuse...”
– It’s not that I don’t find that to be a true statement…I’m just bothered by the fact that brothers and fathers are ALLOWED to abuse. Personally I would like to have heard a blanket statement like: NO ONE is allowed to abuse you. Just a thought.
Side note: I don’t...
WatchBrent:
This is a clip of John Mayer doing stand-up at some rinky dink open mic night. I mentioned it last week on the podcast and thought you might want to see it - he really is pretty funny…
Fast Food Heaven
Brent:
If God were to be reincarnated as different fast food products:
Father (Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich)…
Son (McDonald’s Hash Browns)…
…and the Holy Ghost (Taco Bell’s Chicken Soft Taco).
You can take these recommendations to the bank because I don’t particularly like fast food, so if I say these are good they must be extraordinary.
...
“I wouldn’t fuck you for practice!”
– Becca Boone to Brent Owen (circa 2003)
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That’ll teach you to...”
– Ernest Hemingway
Episode 6 Everyone!!!
Episode 6 - I Need to Get Actualazized!
With “Permanent Special Guest” Puckett…
This week we discuss Eric Clapton, Country Music, DC Talk, Jars of Clay, Derek Webb, and Wal-Mart.
Top 5 Artists of the New Millennium that we will Still Be Talking About in Twenty Years
Brent’s List
Ryan Adams
Shooter Jennings
The Killers
John Mayer
Jack White
Jim’s List...
Our First Post
Hey there…we here at the 30 Minute B.J. have just started to “Tumbl.” We hope you check out and enjoy the weekly Podcasts here. We talk fast, we talk dirty, and we try to have as much fun as humanly possible! It’s great to finally be here at Tumblr, we will be updating regularly.